小孩找小姐(搞笑)...
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2024年06月24日
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小孩进到一家五星级宾馆后找来服务员说:"把你们经理给俺找来."
  服务员说:"对不起,经理不在."
  小孩拍出500元钱说:"把你们经理给俺找来."
  服务员立刻找来了经理.
  "给俺找个小姐."小孩说.
  "我们是五星级宾馆,没有什么小姐."经理说.
  小孩拍出5000元钱说:"给俺找个小姐."
  经理立刻给小男孩找来一排小姐让他挑.
  "给俺找个带病的."小孩说.
  “我们是五星级宾馆,没有带病的."
  小孩拍出5000元钱说:"给俺找个带病的."
  经理又立刻给小男孩找来一排带病的小姐让他挑.
  小孩随便找了一个和她搞了一通.
  第二天小孩找来经理问道:"俺和那个带病的搞了一通,那俺也带病了吧?"
  经理不知道小孩葫芦里买的什么药,就说:"没,没,没."
  小孩拍出5000元钱说:"说,俺是不是肯定带病了?"
  "那没跑儿啊!"肯定带,肯定带!""经理收起钱激动的说.
  "那俺回去和俺们家小保姆搞上一通,那俺们家小保姆也肯定带病了吧?"
  "那没跑儿啊!"肯定带,肯定带!""
  "那俺们家小保姆和俺爸搞一通,那俺爸也肯定带病了吧?"
  "那没跑儿啊!"肯定带,肯定带!""
  "那俺爸和俺妈搞上一通,那俺妈也肯定带病了吧?"
  "那没跑儿啊!"肯定带,肯定带!""
  "那俺妈和俺们家司机搞上一通,那俺们家司机也肯定带病了吧?"
  "那没跑儿啊!"肯定带,肯定带!""
  
  小孩一拍桌子骂道:"草你妈的.让你压死俺养的小青蛙!!!!!""



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